Dear Google,
Yesterday, September 28th, was your birthday. I hope you celebrated and had the most joyous of days, because if not for you where would be be today? How would our technological world have changed had your limitless vat of knowledge never been tapped? Where would our youth go for their projects and their porn? You, Google, changed the game. Your oh so lovable and marketable name, your ease and fluidity, your simplicity and your availability. You offer something that many people fiend for, answers. Type anything into your search box and press enter, without a doubt whatever was typed Google will have yielded pages and pages for your viewing pleasure. You have become a household name and took the world by storm. The ease that you offer also brings much risk though, no limits to what can be searched has changed many a young boy's life. Ever need info for a school project, Google that stuff. Need a recipe, Google it. Directions? Google it up. So a very happy birthday to you, Google, I say thank you for all that you have done and all that you offer. You truly mean a lot to a lot of people.
Your ever faithful user
TylerWien